You know you knit too much when...

Man (who always picks up the mail) to Post Office Clerk: “Here to pick up another package”.
Post Office Clerk to Man: “Only 2 packages today. Don’t mind pulling your packages, they are always light and sometimes Squishy,"
Man to Post Office Clerk: “Wife’s packages.”
Post Office Clerk to Man: “Is she running a business?” (Which isn’t allowed using APO address).
Man to Post Office Clerk: “Nope, she’s just addicted to yarn.”
Post Office Clerk handed Man the packages with a questionable smile.
Man to Post Office Clerk: “Wife’s a knitter.”
Man walks away while Post Office Clerk looks completely puzzled.
Man smiles as he knows this story will be a hit with his wife.